Interviewer: You were nominated for an Emmy for Arrested Development. If you’d won, would you be more or less obnoxious than you are now?
Will: Oh, definitely more obnoxious. But I never had a chance. I was happy just to be nominated. But if I’d won? I would have shoved that Emmy in so many faces. I would’ve done a victory lap through Toronto and New York and LA. You would’ve seen that shit from satellite images. Instead, I just lost graciously.
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